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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-14 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Lunar New Year stuff, so plenty of food, plus some kinda tradition of getting rid of burdens, physical and emotional.

[Sam hasn't been paying much attention to it, either, aside from taking Wong on a walk through the stalls and letting him enjoy the free samples. He doesn't need to unburden himself - or so he thinks - so he hasn't concerned himself with the other aspects of the festival. ]

How's the power grid going?
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-14 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe you shouldn't make the reactors look so appetizing.

[Like Tide pods, but for the wildlife.]

Nah. You need anything done?

[Which might be a bit of a stupid question, considering that Tony's capable of doing it himself.

Mid-conversation, they arrive at the restaurant - a small, intimate sort of place. Not quite a hole in the wall (it's classier than that), but a tiny restaurant you might overlook. They're shown to a table, handed menus, all that jazz.]
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, this is the guy who asked for Burger King after spending fuck knows how long in a cave; Tony might be at home in Michelin Star restaurants, but the entire world knows his dirty culinary secrets. Besides, Sam wouldn't pick a restaurant if it wasn't up to his own culinary standards.]

I think I can keep up, yeah. [Sam just makes a face at him.] Even without fancy computers to do all the hard parts for me.
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-19 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, he knows he's no match for Tony in the speed department, but Sam likes to think that he has style. So he just nudges Tony's leg with his in response to the jibe. Maybe flying would have been a better date, he realizes, but Sam's a traditional kind of guy.

(Tony, obviously, isn't.)]


Should we pack a picnic lunch, too? Or just carry a pizza?
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, man, we can rig up something so Redwing can carry it. Make him earn his keep for once.

[Can the drone even carry a pizza? Who knows.]
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-21 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I can guarantee Jareth won't do it. He's not a pizza delivery bird.

[Plus he thinks a lot about his own dignity. Which is weird for a bird, but whatever, Sam doesn't judge.]

Just hijack one of the drones here to do it. They're used to carrying shit.
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[To be fair, Sam finds Jareth a little unsettling, so he wouldn't be surprised to hear it from Tony.]

Did I say that?

[Look at Sam's mock-innocent face.]

I was just, you know, brainstorming out loud. I would never suggest anything like that.

[This might be the reason why their thing that may or may not be relationship-like works so well.]
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-26 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Takes one to know one.

[Which might be a cliche, but it's also true.]

Anyway, what else are you gonna do, build a pizza warmer into your suit? Add a bagel toaster and it might just be the most New York thing I've seen in my life.
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[personal profile] wingedman 2018-02-28 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's not stereotyping if it's true.

[And if the person stereotyping you is also just as stereotypical.]