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[buildsomething]

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[wingedman]

Nah, man, we can rig up something so Redwing can carry it. Make him earn his keep for once.

[Can the drone even carry a pizza? Who knows.]

[buildsomething]

[Tony outright snickers at that, leaning back in his seat to grin over at Sam.]

Now that's just not nice to poor Redwing. I could rig something else up.

[wingedman]

Yeah, well, I can guarantee Jareth won't do it. He's not a pizza delivery bird.

[Plus he thinks a lot about his own dignity. Which is weird for a bird, but whatever, Sam doesn't judge.]

Just hijack one of the drones here to do it. They're used to carrying shit.

[buildsomething]

I wasn't about to suggest it.

[Honestly, there's something a little unsettling about that bird, but he's not going to admit that to Sam. He has his pride. Being outdone by an actual bird is a bit much.]

Why Samuel, are you suggesting I might take someone else's property and mess with it? I am shocked, sir.

[Hand over his heart and everything.]

[wingedman]

[To be fair, Sam finds Jareth a little unsettling, so he wouldn't be surprised to hear it from Tony.]

Did I say that?

[Look at Sam's mock-innocent face.]

I was just, you know, brainstorming out loud. I would never suggest anything like that.

[This might be the reason why their thing that may or may not be relationship-like works so well.]

[buildsomething]

Yeah, I just bet you wouldn't.

[He's not even bothering to hold back a grin.]

I know your type. Troublemaker all the way through.

[wingedman]

Takes one to know one.

[Which might be a cliche, but it's also true.]

Anyway, what else are you gonna do, build a pizza warmer into your suit? Add a bagel toaster and it might just be the most New York thing I've seen in my life.

[buildsomething]

[Well, Tony's never argued that one. And he absolutely can't help the amused snort that sneaks out.]

Excuse me, sir, that is blatant stereotyping.

[wingedman]

It's not stereotyping if it's true.

[And if the person stereotyping you is also just as stereotypical.]

[buildsomething]

I see, you just brought me out here to insult me.

[And also for the food, presumably. Tony's not complaining on either score.]