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[buildsomething]

You have not reached Tony Stark. Clearly. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

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[wingedman]

Takes one to know one.

[Which might be a cliche, but it's also true.]

Anyway, what else are you gonna do, build a pizza warmer into your suit? Add a bagel toaster and it might just be the most New York thing I've seen in my life.

[buildsomething]

[Well, Tony's never argued that one. And he absolutely can't help the amused snort that sneaks out.]

Excuse me, sir, that is blatant stereotyping.

[wingedman]

It's not stereotyping if it's true.

[And if the person stereotyping you is also just as stereotypical.]

[buildsomething]

I see, you just brought me out here to insult me.

[And also for the food, presumably. Tony's not complaining on either score.]