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[buildsomething]

You have not reached Tony Stark. Clearly. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

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[buildsomething]

Okay. Good.

[There's another long pause but the typing indicator never stops moving. Like he's writing and deleting something over and over.]

You too.

[stevegrogers]

Me too what?

[ You know better than that, Tony. Steve is always difficult. ]

[buildsomething]

You matter.

[stevegrogers]

Okay, good, you stopped Ghosting me.

[buildsomething]

...what?

[stevegrogers]

You know in Ghost when she says I love you and he just says ditto?

[buildsomething]

Oh my god, of all the references you could make.

Who's been showing you shitty Patrick Swayze movies?

[stevegrogers]

Nobody puts baby in a corner!!
They were on my growing list of things to watch for cultural references.
They were right above the SAW films, you should know.

[buildsomething]

And what cultural touchstones did the Saw movies give you?

[stevegrogers]

To not agree if someone says 'would you like to play a game'.
They do not mean pictionary.

[buildsomething]

Okay, that's a pretty decent life lesson.

Also puppets. Never trust them.

[stevegrogers]

What about the muppets?

[buildsomething]

Muppets are fine. I've been on Sesame Street and made it out in one piece.

[stevegrogers]

You should be used to dealing with birds by now, anyway.

[buildsomething]

This from the man who's best friend is a falcon?

[stevegrogers]

Between Sam and Clint we're set on the bird portion of the team.

[buildsomething]

Settled. No more birds. Next one needs to pick something more unusual.

[stevegrogers]

I mean, something aquatic. Whales would put the fear into anyone.

[buildsomething]

And what exactly would Whale Man do? Eat plankton?

[stevegrogers]

Whale calls, Tony. And the power of a water splash.

[buildsomething]

Of course, how silly of me.

[stevegrogers]

Whale, I can't blame you for not being creative about it.

[buildsomething]

That was physically painful to read, thank you.

[stevegrogers]

Come on, Tony, it's funny.

[buildsomething]

Puns are the lowest form of humor.