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To not agree if someone says 'would you like to play a game'.
They do not mean pictionary.

Okay, that's a pretty decent life lesson.

Also puppets. Never trust them.

What about the muppets?

Muppets are fine. I've been on Sesame Street and made it out in one piece.

You should be used to dealing with birds by now, anyway.

This from the man who's best friend is a falcon?

Between Sam and Clint we're set on the bird portion of the team.

Settled. No more birds. Next one needs to pick something more unusual.

I mean, something aquatic. Whales would put the fear into anyone.

And what exactly would Whale Man do? Eat plankton?

Whale calls, Tony. And the power of a water splash.

Of course, how silly of me.

Whale, I can't blame you for not being creative about it.

That was physically painful to read, thank you.

Come on, Tony, it's funny.

Puns are the lowest form of humor.

For uptight people, maybe.

Are you going to tell me a knock knock joke next?

Maybe when you've earned the privilege because right now not so much.

I'll keep that in mind.