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[buildsomething]

You have not reached Tony Stark. Clearly. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

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[starkwebs]

Hey, Mr. Stark.

I might have, uh
Done something?

[buildsomething]

Uh huh. Who is this and how did you get this number?

[starkwebs]

Hahahaha
That's a good one, Mr. Stark!
You've always been such a funny guy

But seriously
I have to tell you something
Don't get mad, okay?

[buildsomething]

That still doesn't explain who you are. Or why I should be mad.

[starkwebs]

​It's me, Peter! You know, Spider-man? Under-roos?

[buildsomething]

Spider-man? Seriously? And why are you telling me about your underwear?

[starkwebs]

Mr. Stark, don't take this the wrong way, but have you been drinking? Is this a bad time?

And I wasn't actually talking about my underwear. You just called me that once, remember? When I stole Captain America's shield and you tried to talk to him before that big fight we had?

[buildsomething]

Yeah, sure. You're making no sense and I'm the one who's been drinking. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Captain America has been dead for like seventy years.

[starkwebs]

Yeah, okay. You're definitely confused.

He's been back for a while. He's part of the Avengers. Or used to be, I guess. You guys are friends, I think. It's weird. I don't know if you actually like him sometimes, but I think you do.

[buildsomething]

That still makes no sense and I don't know what an avengers is. Can we get to the point here?