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[buildsomething]

You have not reached Tony Stark. Clearly. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

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[buildsomething]

Okay a. I'm not the one who signed up for this b. I'm not building a hologram for the sake of four inches and c. what is even the point of playing a shell game with us?

[He's just...not gonna address that first part. Because what.]

[inebriety]

It's a masquerade, the point is to make it difficult to recognise one another. We're far too distinctive for subtlety, but we can mix it up this way.

I thought you would be an easier sell than the other one. I'll tell you what I also told him if sex isn't enough of an incentive. Doom needs to be watched and it'll be easier if we're able to cover for each other.

[buildsomething]

...you know what? Fine. I'll work something out.

Doom's the wannabe Iron Man, right?

[inebriety]

You've never heard of him?

[buildsomething]

From home, you mean? Nope. Guess he's one of those things that doesn't translate.

[inebriety]

Wow you guys hit the jackpot. He used to be a huge pain in the ass in my world.

[And then they killed him which solved that problem.]

[buildsomething]

I'm sure we've got plenty to make up for it.

[inebriety]

You managed to grow old so that's got to be worth something. I'm a medical miracle if I last another five years.

[buildsomething]

Please. We're too stubborn to die.