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[buildsomething]

You have not reached Tony Stark. Clearly. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

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[inebriety]

I've signed us up for the masquerade auction. Try and do something to hide the height difference.

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[buildsomething]

You wait what? Why?

[inebriety]

[Keep up old man, they're supposed to be brilliant.]

I've always wondered what it'd be like to sleep with myself and we'll find out once and for all if we're really that similar.

Now I'm thinking an image inducer. I won't insult you and ask if you can prepare one, but it'd need to be calibrated to our image. The neurotic one might be hesitant so feel free to call me when you're ready.

[buildsomething]

Okay a. I'm not the one who signed up for this b. I'm not building a hologram for the sake of four inches and c. what is even the point of playing a shell game with us?

[He's just...not gonna address that first part. Because what.]

[inebriety]

It's a masquerade, the point is to make it difficult to recognise one another. We're far too distinctive for subtlety, but we can mix it up this way.

I thought you would be an easier sell than the other one. I'll tell you what I also told him if sex isn't enough of an incentive. Doom needs to be watched and it'll be easier if we're able to cover for each other.

[buildsomething]

...you know what? Fine. I'll work something out.

Doom's the wannabe Iron Man, right?

[inebriety]

You've never heard of him?

[buildsomething]

From home, you mean? Nope. Guess he's one of those things that doesn't translate.

[inebriety]

Wow you guys hit the jackpot. He used to be a huge pain in the ass in my world.

[And then they killed him which solved that problem.]

[buildsomething]

I'm sure we've got plenty to make up for it.

[inebriety]

You managed to grow old so that's got to be worth something. I'm a medical miracle if I last another five years.

[buildsomething]

Please. We're too stubborn to die.