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[buildsomething]

You have not reached Tony Stark. Clearly. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

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[buildsomething]

Okay, now I'm curious. What exactly is the proper color?

[forwakanda]

The pigment that best compliments your body chemistry. I would have to select fabrics and hold them against you to determine this.

[buildsomething]

I had no idea this was so scientific. I await you educating me.

[stevegrogers]

Between Sam and Clint we're set on the bird portion of the team.

[buildsomething]

Settled. No more birds. Next one needs to pick something more unusual.

[stevegrogers]

I mean, something aquatic. Whales would put the fear into anyone.

[buildsomething]

And what exactly would Whale Man do? Eat plankton?

[stevegrogers]

Whale calls, Tony. And the power of a water splash.

[buildsomething]

Of course, how silly of me.

[stevegrogers]

Whale, I can't blame you for not being creative about it.

[buildsomething]

That was physically painful to read, thank you.

[stevegrogers]

Come on, Tony, it's funny.

[buildsomething]

Puns are the lowest form of humor.

[stevegrogers]

For uptight people, maybe.

[buildsomething]

Are you going to tell me a knock knock joke next?

[forwakanda]

Clearly, I will when you finally arrive.
You should never keep a King waiting, Tony.

[buildsomething]

Hey, I'm on the jet. If you wanted me faster, you should have let me take the armor.

[forwakanda]

I should have sent one of my aircrafts.

They are clearly faster.

[buildsomething]

What, you just happened to have this one lying around?

[forwakanda]

I have many things lying around as you state it.

[buildsomething]

Now that, I'll believe. Gonna let me poke through your attic?

[forwakanda]

Depends on if you can refrain from making anything explode.

[buildsomething]

I could be convinced.

[forwakanda]

By?

[buildsomething]

Asking nicely?